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17 December 2010 @ 03:23 am
"I wanna breed like you do!"  
Remember those pokemon manga I bought that night I was doped up on cough syrup and not-giving-a-fuck? Well, it didn't turn out as well as I'd hope. No stores in town had copies of volume 1, 2 and 3 at the same time. Since I didn't want to play fucking musical chairs with all the stores in town, I just had Books-A-Million order them for me. I just got them this week. They are pretty good. But I'm here to talk about the main character. This is Red:

red pokemon special Pictures, Images and Photos

If you can't tell, he is the best pokemon protagonist across all incarnations of the series. Don't believe me? Just look at this:


See that? Despite being 10 years old, Red already has his priorities straight. Think about this for a second. In his world, pokemon are real. That means being able to capture, tame and command living creatures with fantastic powers is something easy to start doing, and something he has some experience with. But none of that matters. Hitting on maids is more important. This means that this kid truly is the pimpest of all pokemon trainers. When he gets to a new town, he spends just as much time training as he does charming the panties off Ladies and Lasses.
Patamon: Kuroko - Pfft whateverpatamon on December 17th, 2010 10:55 am (UTC)
I still stand by my statement that he needs to go through puberty first. :P (Before he starts being a total pimp, I mean.)

Edited at 2010-12-17 10:56 am (UTC)
I'm a super fightin' robot from the year 2010!animedude on December 17th, 2010 06:39 pm (UTC)
Red's List of things to do.

1. Go through puberty
2. Become pimp master extraordinaire.
3. Become Pokemon Master.
4. Return library books.
morriimps85 on January 22nd, 2011 02:31 pm (UTC)
By the way, I think the US editions have also some stuff censored like a Blues pokeballs chest .... If youre lucky you can find more volumes on the internets, and I dont know how well you are informed but Pokecommunity and sereebii .com have a club and a recap of the latest volumes of Poke spe :) (translated from the japanese original)
I'm a super fightin' robot from the year 2010!animedude on January 23rd, 2011 01:58 am (UTC)
Yeah, that's really the only thing they censored. It's kind of silly, since it was in the original English run.